Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“A graveyard is a human junkyard.”

“Advertisements are a rash on the face of the universe and capitalism is the disease.“

“Do not touch the charred crotch.”

“People in glass houses gotta answer the door.”

“Life is more fun when you’re pansexual and polyamorous.”

“There’s no such thing as a non-corrupt Republican.”

“I’ll touch you before the end of the day or my name isn’t Sir Gropesalot!”

“Everything conservatives do or say is projection.”

“It was said on the hump of a camel traveling through Antarctica while wearing a sombrero, singing the bumble bee song on a kazoo, and waving a flag with a moose on it.”

“I’m a slutty turtle.”