Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“Dying on a Friday would seriously muck up my weekend.”

“The world is a goof and we’re all just giggles in the audience.”

“You gotta start with the chicken basement, everyone knows that.”

“I have a butt only for you.”

“Churches love demons.”

“Imagine being a super hairy ape man and meeting a lady who sexes you up so good that it scares your hair away and your dog won’t talk to you anymore.”

“My life is a party and everything is invited!”

“Communist robots on the moon!”

“All men should be forced to take estrogen to calm them”

“I hear you little squeaky alarm clock”