Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“Republicans love stupid.”

“I sure wish old-school domination was still an option.”

“There’s nothing like butt toast and head eggs.”

“A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad for the rest of your life.”

“Feel your inner Maxor!”

“You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass.”

“Turn that opaque deer clear.”

“Go put on some fucking clothes and we can get Burger King.”

“Get the pool noodle. I haven’t heard from Potato in like 27 hours.”

“I don’t care about football.”