Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.”

“I wanna see some naked dudes! That’s why I built this pool.”

“We are not inferior knockoffs of someone else.”

“THAT LITERALLY MADE ME PUT ON PANTS”

“Strong aversions to intellectual curiosity and self-reflection are hallmarks of conservative thinking.”

“Can’t lose money on something you’re not selling and never will.”

“Agreeing to work for someone doesn’t mean you agree to let them exploit you or neglect you.”

“Please we need you Beelzebub. We do. You’re our only hope.”

“Hard work isn’t a good thing when you’re working yourself half to death.”

“Gorb the Flatulent”