“Just because I’m your sworn enemy doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.”
Out of Context Quote of the Day:
“Salad dressing! Salad dressing! Salad dressing! Salad dressing!”
Out of Context Quote of the Day:
“I feel like somebody has taken a crowbar to my heart.”
Out of Context Quote of the Day:
“Sometimes people have butts, and sometimes butts have people.”
Out of Context Quote of the Day
“Dude, why do you even exist?”
Out of Context Quote of the Day
“There’s nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.”
Out of Context Quote of the Day
“Are you some kind of fluid?”
Out of Context Quote of the Day
“Tycho accused me of being too sarcastic. I didn’t communicate with him for six years after that.”
Out of Context Quote of the Day
“Calzone will not be tolerated.”
Revealed Context Quote of the Day
“I want to die in a submarine accident.”