Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“Assholeriffic”

“O wade to the wall for the shake of the mushroom sea.”

“Recreational psychosis”

“You’re not doing a business, you’re doing a shit.”

“I had sex with everyone.”

“Shall I compare thee to a morning dump?”

“I am a salami?”

“I farted and it confused me.”

“Holy machine; do the intercourse inquiry.”

“You’re gonna collect the whole mayonnaise from the world and you’re gonna put it in your ass.”