Category: Out of Context Quote of the Day

“I thought you said go to the Walmart and get an umbrella.”

“So let’s laugh and grow fat together.”

“She’s acting the fool up in my store!”

“I don’t know how much a duck costs.”

“Farting in an elevator full of people.”

“Can you eat the tree? Could you cut off a little branch?”

“Priority number one: Doom”

“I am talking some serious things and you are talking about the nonsense.”

“I don’t remember there being green and red pants.”

“Dude, shut the fuck up about Jesus.”