Tag: Quote

“I’ll touch you before the end of the day or my name isn’t Sir Gropesalot!”

“Everything conservatives do or say is projection.”

“It was said on the hump of a camel traveling through Antarctica while wearing a sombrero, singing the bumble bee song on a kazoo, and waving a flag with a moose on it.”

“I’m a slutty turtle.”

“Republicans love stupid.”

“I sure wish old-school domination was still an option.”

“There’s nothing like butt toast and head eggs.”

“A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad for the rest of your life.”

“Feel your inner Maxor!”

“You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass.”