Author: vanessa

“She shouldn’t have eaten a pickle. It’s her fault!”

“I’ll pee on some ham, that will help me not have emotions.”

“What a cool death that was”

“Let’s not talk about your butt hole, let’s talk about your stomach.”

“Boop boop dibbidy dibbidy”

“That plutonium love shit”

“Over thousands of years of bum evolution”

“Way back when I though that everything was happy and fun and that it was sunshine and rainbows blasting out my ass.”

“The Haunted Ramen Society”

“I can hear it gooping”