Author: vanessa

“That plutonium love shit”

“Over thousands of years of bum evolution”

“Way back when I though that everything was happy and fun and that it was sunshine and rainbows blasting out my ass.”

“The Haunted Ramen Society”

“I can hear it gooping”

“Excited horn action”

“I look weird, like some kind of wibbley wobbly noodle thing.”

“Biblical literalism is for the simple.”

“Government and domestic laws prevent you from living happily ever after, alone and without a partner.”

“You keep thinking there’s loads of phantom breakfast foods.”