Tag: Quote

“I am a salami?”

“I farted and it confused me.”

“Holy machine; do the intercourse inquiry.”

“You’re gonna collect the whole mayonnaise from the world and you’re gonna put it in your ass.”

“I thought you said go to the Walmart and get an umbrella.”

“So let’s laugh and grow fat together.”

“She’s acting the fool up in my store!”

“I don’t know how much a duck costs.”

“Farting in an elevator full of people.”

“Can you eat the tree? Could you cut off a little branch?”